Monday, November 24, 2008


let's take a break

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why is the men who invest all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means made horrible, does terrific mean made terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human???


Monday, November 24, 2008

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS .


A Woman Contented

Seeking Allah

Lives by the motto: "There's always a first time to everything. Never try, Never know!

Loves Life, Loves Him and His Mesenger Most

Her soulmate, Her Zuriat, Her family and her friends is her ticket to Jannah

Disclaimer:
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My own words,
My little world.
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NOT TOO LONG AGO .

THE LINKS .

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