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loveyouhateyouloveyouhateyouloveyouhateyouloveyouhateyou
loveyouhateyouloveyouhateyouloveyouhateyouloveyouhateyou
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what kind of relationship is this? this is what i feel towards the husband
yes, his royal higheness that is
one moment i was doing total damage to my vocal chord but the next moment i was chewing off his perky bum bum
reason for tiff: he interrupted my time with Hikmah

one moment we were exchanging glares, disgusted at the mere presence of either one
and the very next moment he was feeding me rice with ikan bilis kicap
reason for tiff : for the umpteenth time darling, click on file, print and select canon mp160 printer to print lah!! Susah sangat ker?!

one moment we were huffing and puffing, ready to maul and devour and see who emerge winner. next moment i was seeking forgiveness right after solat jama'ah
but WHY WHY WHY he just, just, just, needed to put me in a fix.

wife : yang, i banyak dosa kat you eh. i am very sorry i yelled at you (15 words)
him : lifted up his right leg with that damn huge un-pedicured toe of his sticking out like sore weed
"nah cium jari kaki i ni, jilat sekalik! tau pun banyak dosa...padan muka u, tau pun takut tak masuk syurga ah banyak dosa ngan suami!" (26 words)

Note who used the most words. And dare they say women are Mak Nenek...ever heard Pak Nenek? meet my husband. Monday, July 09, 2007