One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that "Sunday" is Holiday.

A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends
A cat came there and danced
Tiger asked who are you?
Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage

The wife stands in front of a mirror
"You know, dear," she says
"I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms"
She turns to her husband & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect" Wednesday, April 11, 2007